- The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear
is because WE actually change our underwear.
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The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take
a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
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If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their
butts.
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Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after
the movie.
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Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
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Please don't drive when you're not driving.
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If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask
in bed.
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The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number
of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
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If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
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Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
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When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
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We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance
-- in fact -- please do !!!
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When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite
outfit rather than "
yours" -- the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer
that way.
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If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate
a positive vs a negative grunt.
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Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and
then not talk to us.
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Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
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Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work";
besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours
anyway.
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Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you
never want to cook?
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We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
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Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however,
very few
raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
