Inside every older woman is a young girl
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
The hardest years in life are those
between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes- (at 73)
A male gynaecologist is like an
auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I
faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example,
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-
I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
--if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I never married, because there was no need.
I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon, and
a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli-
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around
your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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